Mediaspotting CC-BY Ryan Van Etten in 2010 updated 2015 Choose Life. Choose a username. Choose a social network. Choose on-demand internet television, MP3s, and eBay. Choose blogging, sharing, remixing, crowdsourcing, and DIY. Choose microfunding and locating your home on Google maps. Choose leisurewear that supports an artist or a cause. Choose realtime frictionless communication, GPS, and AR. Choose access to everything and ownership only of memories. Choose your Facebook friends and finding out who the fuck you were last night when they tag you in a photo. Choose YouTube videos and ROFL chatting across interwebs. Choose being cached by Google in the end of it all, pissing your last on your mobile bill, nothing more than filespace to the digital natives you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. Original Trainspotting movie version Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.